A guy is sitting in a bar drinking his beer all alone. A woman walks up to him and says "Hi what are you drinking?" the man says "magic beer", so the lady walks off thinking "what a freak". She sees there is no one else to in the bar to talk to and walks back over and says "Is that really magic beer" and the man says "yes watch this" The man takes a drink from the mug, runs over to the window, jumps out, flies around the building 3 times, flies back in the window and sits back down at the bar. The lady says "That's incredible do it again" and the man does, so the lady takes a big gulp from his beer, runs over to the window and jumps 400 feet to her death. The bartender runs over to the window and sees the poor lady laying in the street below. He turns to the guy still sitting at the bar and says "I hate you when your drinking Superman".