Famed fictional detective Sherlock Holmes and his gruff assistant Doctor
Watson pitch their tent while on a camping expedition, but in the middle of
the night Holmes nudges Watson awake and questions him.

HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.

WATSON: I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if
even a few of those have planets, it is quite likely there are some planets
like earth, and if there are a few planets like earth out there there might
also be life.

HOLMES: Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent.